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• Why does it hurt when I pee? My balls feel like a pair of maracas!
  I got it from the toilet seat! It jumped right up and grabbed my meat!...
• SMILEY :-{ -__-: after slamming the toilet sea
• I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
  -- Michael McShane...
• For sale: Toilet-seat cover. Barely used.
• Have you actually tasted an airline toilet seat?
• Saturate - the scientific term for sitting on a wet toilet seat.
• I learned to put the [toilet] seat down... it makes you look like a warm, caring, sensitive human being.
  -- Ralph Noble...
• Honest, Officer! The dwarf was on fire when I got here...
• A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up. -- Men vs. Bee