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• Why do women always forget to put the seat back up ?
• Why can't you remember to put the toilet seat BACK DOWN?
• Have you actually tasted an airline toilet seat?
• A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up. -- Men vs. Bee
• Lie, cheat, steal, kill, leave the toilet seat up.
• Why does it hurt when I pee? My balls feel like a pair of maracas!
  I got it from the toilet seat! It jumped right up and grabbed my meat!...
• With a cucumber, the toilet seat is always the way you left it.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• SMILEY :-{ -__-: after slamming the toilet sea
• Beer doesn't use up your toilet paper. -- Women vs. Bee