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• Has a room temperature IQ.
• Has the IQ of a salad bar / ice cube.
• Murphy's Laws: (1) If anything can go wrong, it will.
  (2) Nothing is as easy as it looks. (3) Everything takes longer than you think it will....
• What's big and green, lives in a swamp, and has an IQ of 140? A platoon of marines.
• Auntie Mame She has the I.Q. of a dead flashlight battery. --Rosalind Russel
• How many light bulb jokes -- does it take to change a light bulb joke?
  Hmmmm - the probability that a given light bulb joke will be submitted to the net in any given week is ....
• Then there is the man who found the donkey with the IQ of 141.
  The poor donkey has no friends, since no one likes a smart ass....
• What has 50 legs & a 75 I.Q.? Front row of a Guns`n'Roses concert.
• What is all white, has fifty legs, 34 teeth and an IQ of 23? A Ku Klux Klan Chapte