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• Has a room temperature IQ.
• The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared? -- Lily Tomli
• Ice cream has no bones.
• Marge: [removing an ice cube tray filled with notes reading "Fill Me"] Well, duh.
  With what, Ned? [removes note, revealing another note reading "With Water"] Mmm....
• Has an IQ of 2, and it takes 3 to grunt.
• My mother is from Iceland and my father is from Cuba. I guess that makes me an Ice Cube.
• What's big and green, lives in a swamp, and has an IQ of 140? A platoon of marines.
• Auntie Mame She has the I.Q. of a dead flashlight battery. --Rosalind Russel