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• Did you hear that the Ku Klux Klan, in an effort to keep up with the times, is considering changing its name to the White Muslins.
• Did you hear about the unitarian branch of the Ku Klux Klan?
  They go around burning question-marks on people's lawns....
• What has 50 legs & a 75 I.Q.? Front row of a Guns`n'Roses concert.
• What has 50 legs & 12 teeth? Front row of a Dwight Yoakum concert.
• What has 50 legs & 12 teeth? Front row of a Garth Brooks concert.
• KLU KLUX KLAN People without a Klu. See Wanker. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• Despising machines to a man, The Luddites joined up with the Klan, And ride out by night In a sheeting of white To lynch all the robots they can.
  -- C. M. and G. A. Maxso...