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• TALL KNIGHT: We shall say Ni! again to you if you do not appease us.
  ARTHUR: All right! What do you want? TALL KNIGHT...
• BRIDGEKEEPER: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
  ARTHUR: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?...
• Another hideous roar.] BEDEVERE: That's it! ARTHUR
  What? BEDEVERE: It's The Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh!...
• ARTHUR: I've said I'm sorry about the old woman, but from the behind you looked .
  .. DENNIS: What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior....
• GUARD #1: Where'd you get the coconut? ARTHUR: We found them.
  GUARD #1: Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!...
• ARTHUR: If you do not open these doors, we will take this castle by force .
  .. [A bucket of slops land on ARTHUR. He tries to retain his dignity....
• ARTHUR: Bloody peasant! DENNIS: Oh, what a give away.
  Did you here that, did you here that, eh? That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?...
• Another bucket of what can only be described as human ordure hits ARTHUR.
  ARTHUR: ... Right! (to the KNIGHTS) That settles it! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• GOD: That is your purpose Arthur ... the Quest for the Holy Grail .
  .. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...