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• Flick Lives! (my wife told me to use this...)
• Real Programmers aren't afraid to use GOTO's.
• The use of 'goto' statements is discouraged, especially with the label HELL
• I use Solaris because someone told me it was admirable to work with the handicapped ...
• God told me it's none of your business. -- Jimmy Swagga
• Quote #505 "Where time or intelligence are lacking, a goto may do the job.
  -- M.E. Hopkins, "A Case for the GOTO," 1972....
• If God told me to quit smoking, I'd say 'Mind your own business.' -- Mike Vera
• GOTO statement considered harmful" The unrestricted use of a GOTO statement is considered to be harmful because it hampers program understandability.
  Consequently, a programmer should justify every use of a GOTO statement....
• Mama told me not to come.