God created man, but I could do better.
-- Erma Bombeck
-- Erma Bombeck
Related:
- I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of a hill.
Erma... - When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would
not have a single bit of talent left,
and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.' -... - The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy
breathing again.
Erma... - The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy
breathing again.
-Erma... - It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid
enough to want the job.
Erma... - An ugly carpet will last forever.
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Erma... - A man who checks out of the express lane with seven items is the same man
who will wear Supp-Hose and park in the Reserved for Handicapped spaces.
Erma... - God made man, and then said I can do better than that and made woman.
ADELA ROGERS St.... - Housework can kill you if done right.
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Erma...
