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• God made man. God made woman. And when God found that men could not get along with women, God invented Mexico.
  -- Larry Storch...
• Better to hunt in fields for health unbought Than fee the doctor for a nauseous draught.
  The wise for cure on exercise depend; God never made his work for man to mend....
• God is perfect, man is not. Man made beer, God made pot!
• God made the country, and man made the town.
  -- William Cowper (1731-1800) -- The Task, Book i, The Sofa, Line 749...
• When God saw how faulty was man He tried again and made woman.
  As to why he then stopped there are two opinions. One of them is woman's. -- DeGourmo...
• Lisa: [over the strains of the Battle Hymn of the Republic] [sees the Lincoln Memorial in the reflecting pool] Honest Abe, he'll show me the way.
  [goes to the memorial] Mr. Lincoln?...
• A rabbi and a priest are sitting together on a train, and the rabbi leans over and asks, "So, how high can you advance in your organization?
  The priest replies, "Well, if I am lucky, I guess I could become a Bishop....
• The good are better made by ill, As odours crushed are sweeter still.
  -- Samuel Rogers (1763-1855) -- Jacqueline, Stanza 3...