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• If you want to get rid of stinking odors in the kitchen, stop cooking. -- Erma Bombeck
• Most cheeses need work. I don't want to be in the same country as goat cheese.
  It always tastes the way a yak looks in one of those National Geographic specials....
• God created man, but I could do better. -- Erma Bombeck
• I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of a hill. -- Erma Bombeck
• When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to grab them by the collar and yell, "Why you stupid, stupid bastard!
  Then I drive them out into the desert to where the circus is, and point out the many forms of zebra and clown life....
• Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. -- Erma Bombeck
• Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. --Erma Bombeck, autho
• Where there's a will, I want to be part of it.