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• In computing, the mean time to failure keeps getting shorter.
• Getting better - not older!
• Getting older - not better!
• This deal keeps getting worse all the time. -- Landau Calrissia
• I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. -- G.K. Chesterto
• I've got to admit it's getting better.
• Life is getting better all the time.
• How many LP player users -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but the old bulb keeps getting stuck... getting stuck... getting stuck......
• A clove of garlic a day keeps your best friends away.