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Everyone Else Is Getting Laid While I'm Getting Screwed. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
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Everyone else is getting laid while I'm getting screwed.
-- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
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The bigger they are, the faster I run. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
Tonight's a perfect night to be doing something else. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
I grew up Catholic. Then I grew up. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
Faith is not genetic. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
I collect opinions like ships collect barnacles. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
I didn't mean to do that on purpose. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
I gave up believing in God for Lent. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
I like mixing leisure with pleasure. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
When something is wrong with the river, I will not blame the rock.
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