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• Everyone else is getting laid while I'm getting screwed. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• I have enough trouble single-tasking!
• MULTITUDE, n. A crowd; the source of political wisdom and virtue.
  In a republic, the object of the statesman's adoration....
• Hardware: Tools, such as lawnmowers, rakes and other heavy equipment you haven't laid a finger on since getting your computer.
• Sweaty is sexy.
• Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
  -- Samuel Goldwyn, when told his son was getting married...
• I'm too sexy for this BBS, too sexy for this @#$% NO CARRIER
• I'm too sexy for this echo, too sexy for this echo.....