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• Time spent in getting even would be better spent in getting ahead. Anon.
• Getting laid off is better than not getting laid at all. -- Brett Isham
• No use getting too involved in life--you're only here for a limited time.
• Things go on as they always have, getting weirder all the time.
• This deal keeps getting worse all the time. -- Landau Calrissia
• How come they call it "prime time," when we really do not have anything better to do than watch television?
  What this society needs is a few less channels and not quite so many flavors of ice cream, or for that matter, fewer flavors of bubble gum and pop corn....
• Getting better - not older!
• Getting older - not better!