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• Getting laid off is better than not getting laid at all. -- Brett Isham
• Times are so hard in NYC that the Mafia has even laid off four judges.
• The world just ended. Log off and go home.
• Under the wide an starry sky, Dig my grave and let me lie
  Glad did I live and gladly die, And laid me down with a will, And this be the verse that you grave for me, Here he lies where he longed to be, Home is the sailor home from the sea, And the hunter home from the hill....
• Under the wide an starry sky, Dig my grave and let me lie
  Glad did I live and gladly die, And laid me down with a will, And this be the verse that you grave for me, Here he lies where he longed to be, Home is the sailor home from the sea, And the hunter home from the hill....
• Many employees of major United States corporations are fearful that they will lose their jobs in the near future, but this fear is largely unfounded.
  According to a recent study, a majority of companies expected to make new hires in the coming year, while fewer companies expected to lay off employees....
• They're gonna cut back on the troops by 100,000 in Europe.
  Could you imagine what a loser you gotta feel like when you get laid off by the Army?...
• Californians do it laid back.
• Anonymous message between lovers: N.O.R.W.I.C.H. translatio
  (K)Nickers Off Ready When I Come Home....