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• I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily. -- Bumper sticke
• Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician, because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal.
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• A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up. -- Men vs. Bee
• Why shouldn't WOMEN have to put the toilet seat back UP?!
• Satan: Remember: Lie, cheat, steal, and listen to heavy metal music!
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• SMILEY :-{ -__-: after slamming the toilet sea
• For sale: Toilet-seat cover. Barely used.
• Have you actually tasted an airline toilet seat?