Flood's Bad When You Catch A 12 Pound Bass In Your Upstairs Bedroom.
Flood's bad when you catch a 12 pound bass in your upstairs bedroom.
Flood's bad when your basement develops barnacles.
Flood's bad when your antenna serves as a channel marker.
Flood's bad when you dial 911 and the U.S. Coast Guard answers.
Flood's bad when the kids get to class in a yellow school boat.
May bad luck follow you all your days and never catch up.
TV Truth: If you are being stalked in your house, run upstairs.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You catch yourself balancing a beach ball on the end of your nose.
It's not often that you get so much class entertainment outside your bedroom window or outside your bedroom, period.
-- Groucho Marx...