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• Homer opens the door resolutely, then unplugs the TV] [the kids, watching it, open their mouths] Home
  [quickly] Kids! Here's $50, why not go to the movies, then take a cab to your aunts' house?...
• The first thing to do when you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries is to release a tiger.
  -- John Cleese...
• Flood's bad when you catch a 12 pound bass in your upstairs bedroom.
• Kent: The Burns bear, perhaps the most valuable widdle bear in the world, could be anywhere.
  It could be in your house... You could be looking at it right now....
• TV Truth: You can get 200 shots out of a six-shooter.
• If you sincerely desire a _truly_ well-rounded education, you must study the extremists, the obscure and nutty.
  You need the balance! Your poor brain is already being impregnated with middle-of-the-road crap, twenty-four hours a day, _no matter what_....
• Homer: Aw, I need a hug. [everyone pauses, then hugs him] How come you guys hesitated?
  Lisa: Sorry, Dad, we _do_ believe in you, we really do....
• For the rest of your life you must run, Your day in the sun is done, You're a LIBERAL.
  .. Run, liberal, run! ... Big government was your creed...
• TV Truth: All men are evil.