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• Flood's bad when your basement develops barnacles.
• Flood's bad when you catch a 12 pound bass in your upstairs bedroom.
• Flood's bad when the kids get to class in a yellow school boat.
• Flood's bad when you dial 911 and the U.S. Coast Guard answers.
• flood v. [common; IRC] To dump large amounts of text onto an IRC channel.
  This is especially rude when the text is uninteresting and the other users are trying to carry on a serious conversation....
• flood: [IRC] v. To dump large amounts of text onto an {IRC} channel.
  This is especially rude when the text is uninteresting and the other users are trying to carry on a serious conversation....
• A man serves best, when he serves himself.
• There is a tide in the affairs of men, Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune
  Omitted, all the voyage of their life Is bound in shallows and in miserie...
• When your host serves a delicacy, like compressed hummingbird's tongue, it is definitely considered gauche to eat the morsel with your fingers.