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• I'm a fucshia bowling ball somewhere in Brittany -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
• You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
• You may be redneck... if you have a bumper sticker on your bowling ball.
• One of the advantages of bowling over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball. -- Don Carte
• Homer serves drinks to bowlers] Homer: [voice-over] I was in heaven.
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