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• Ever feel like you're the head pin on life's bowling alley, and everyone's rolling strikes?
• A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.
  -- Homer in "Tell-Tale Head", from The Simpso...
• A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.
  -- Homer, "The Telltale Head...
• This bowling ball is not human; it can't be reasoned with!
• A pointy head is the sign of a sharp mind.
• Homer: Ooh, look at this one! The Hammer of Thor! It will sends your pins to.
  .. Valhalla? Lisa? Lisa: Valhalla is where Vikings go when they die....
• How many consultants will fit onto the head of a pin?
• After much thought Picard assumes the bowling ball phase.
• I brought my BOWLING BALL - and some DRUGS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead