[Homer serves drinks to bowlers]
Homer: [voice-over] I was in heaven. If horseracing is the sport of
kings, then surely bowling is a...very good sport as well.
Bowler 1: Hey, great job, Homer.
Bowler 2: Thanks a lot, Homer.
Bowler 3: Hey, you're the best.
Homer: [singing] I'm going to make it after all!
[tosses his bowling ball, which breaks through the alley]
-- Homer Tyler Moore, "And Maggie Makes Three"
Homer: [voice-over] I was in heaven. If horseracing is the sport of
kings, then surely bowling is a...very good sport as well.
Bowler 1: Hey, great job, Homer.
Bowler 2: Thanks a lot, Homer.
Bowler 3: Hey, you're the best.
Homer: [singing] I'm going to make it after all!
[tosses his bowling ball, which breaks through the alley]
-- Homer Tyler Moore, "And Maggie Makes Three"
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Homer:
[voice-over] My marketing plan attracted a record number... - Homer: Ah, another perfect day in my perfect life with my perfect job.
Wiggum: [driving by] Hey, just heard the news over... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - I'm tired of being a wanna-be league bowler, I wanna be a league bowler!
Homer Simpson Team... - Marge: I'm awfully sorry!
Bowler: Entirely my fault.
It's nice to meet you... [looks at her bowling... - Homer: [voice-over] The next few weeks at my dream job were like a
wonderful waking coma.
[Homer turns the balls so all finger holes point the... - Marge: You've worked hard at the bowling alley. Why don't you ask for a
raise?
Homer: Yeah, a raise. I've never been good enough... - Homer: And that is that! Goodbye mind-numbing, back-breaking labor
forever.
Hello, dream job in paradise. [scene switch... - Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan]
[Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough]
Carl:
[gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't...
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baseball game?
The nye [New York] Mets are my favorite squadron. ... - There was a school of thought called stoicism...
-
Sideshow Bob hosts his Cavalcade of Whimsy, "Krusty... - Herb: How would you like to spend $2,000 to give a broken man a
second chance?
Homer: Nah. -- Brotherly love, "Brother, Can You... - Smithers: Simpson, what are you doing here? Why aren't you at
work?
Homer: I made a bad mistake and Lenny sent me home... - How was detention today, dear?
-- Marge's motherly concern,
"Bart the...
