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• You may be redneck... if you have a bumper sticker on your bowling ball.
• This bowling ball is not human; it can't be reasoned with!
• You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
• We have fun--that's what I like about bowling. You can have fun even if you stink, unlike in, say, tennis.
  Every decade or so, I attempt to play tennis, and it always consists of thirty-seven seconds of actually hitting the ball and two hours of yelling, "Where did the ball go?...
• After much thought Picard assumes the bowling ball phase.
• As sharp as a marble / bowling ball / beachball / pin head / bowl
• I brought my BOWLING BALL - and some DRUGS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I'm a fucshia bowling ball somewhere in Brittany -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!