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• Excuse me. Do you wanna f**k or should I apologize? -- Pick up line
• Homer: Excuse me, do you sell ponies? Owner: Uh, sure, pal.
  Right here. [points at a cage] Homer: [reads the sign] Scottish deer hound....
• Marge: Excuse me, where do I throw this? Attenda
  Over there. Marge: Thank you. [heads off] Attenda...
• Have you ever been in a restaurant and there's a couple in the next booth being overly affectionate?
  They're necking and groping and you're trying to eat your eggs....
• Lisa: Uhh, excuse me? Isn't there anything here that doesn't have meat in it?
  Doris: Possibly the meat loaf. Lisa: Well, I believe you're required to provide a vegetarian alternative....
• Excuse me, what did you say? Oh, I thought you said "Whop".
• Do you need me for anything, or shall I just sit here and rust? -- Marvin, the paranoid android
• Moe: Here you go, one beer [sets it in front of Lisa].
  One chocolate milk. [sets it in front of Homer] Lisa...