Lisa: Excuse me, Miss Lavelle? I'd like to talk to you about Malibu
Stacy.
Stacy: Do you have any idea how many kids have tried to track me down?
Lisa: Am I the first?
Stacy: [pause] Yes.
Lisa: I want you to hear what Malibu Stacy is telling a generation of
little girls.
Stacy: [the doll] Thinking too much gives you wrinkles.
[The old iron gate creaks open slowly. Lisa walks in]
Boy: All right! I've been waiting nine years to get my frisbee back.
[He throws it, but it goes right back inside]
[moaning] Aw!
-- Another nine years you'll wait,
"Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
Stacy.
Stacy: Do you have any idea how many kids have tried to track me down?
Lisa: Am I the first?
Stacy: [pause] Yes.
Lisa: I want you to hear what Malibu Stacy is telling a generation of
little girls.
Stacy: [the doll] Thinking too much gives you wrinkles.
[The old iron gate creaks open slowly. Lisa walks in]
Boy: All right! I've been waiting nine years to get my frisbee back.
[He throws it, but it goes right back inside]
[moaning] Aw!
-- Another nine years you'll wait,
"Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
Related:
- Lisa: Make sure you get my mom's hair just right!
Stacy
[lops it off] Um, I think we'll use someone different for the hair.... - Stacy: [the doll] My name is Stacy, but you can call me [wolf whistle].
Stacy: I see exactly what you mean; this is a problem.... - Stacy: I may have had things in common with Stacy at the beginning, but
thirty years of living her lifestyle taught me some very harsh
lessons.
Five husbands: Ken, Johnny, Joe, Dr. Colossus, Steve Austin -- Lisa... - Narrator: Malibu Stacy: America's favorite eight-and-a-half incher.
In 1959, homemaker Stacy Lavelle had a design and a dream.... - Lisa: A hush falls over the general assembly as Stacy approaches the
podium to deliver what will no doubt be a stirring and memorable
address.
[pulls Stacy's cord] Stacy: I wish they taught shopping in school!... - Lisa: [sigh] Well, I guess you can't beat big business.
There's just no room for the little guy. Lisa... - Stacy: Let's buy makeup so the boys will like us.
Lisa
[sighs] Don't you people see anything wrong what Malibu Stacy says?... - Tour guide: Well, that's the tour. If you have any questions, I'd be
happy to answer --
Lisa
I have one. Tour guide: Yes? Lisa: Is the remarkably sexist drivel spouted by Malibu Stacy intentional, or is it just a horrible mistake?... - Lisa knocks]
Smithers: [answers] Yes? I -- why, it's Homer Simpson's daughter.
Lisa: I thought you might be able to help me get in touch with the inventor of Malibu Stacy....
