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• Excuse me. This life isn't working. I want to exchange it. Have you tried plugging it in?
• Now, please excuse me while I wreak my vengeance. -- Huge the Barbarian from the same cartoo
• CBG: Mr. Simpson will now be autographing 8x10 glossies of Poochie, ONE per customer.
  Please form a line. There will be no cutting. I'm talking to you, Mr....
• Owner: If you are waiting for the Hi & Lois signing, it has been moved to the Springfield Coliseum.
  Bart: Please, you have something of mine on a little piece of paper....
• I love working on computers ... hand me the axe, please.
• How many Necrophiliacs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one. Oh, excuse me, could you please test the socket with your finger while I go get a new bulb?...
• Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
  Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone....
• Director: Your brother could be anywhere. Even ..
  . Detroit. Homer: I know he could be <anywhere>, that's why I want you to narrow it down!...
• Lisa: Okay, but you gotta promise you won't get mad or tell anyone, especially Bart.
  Homer: I promise. Lisa: [Jenna von Oy-esque] Bart rented a car with a phony driver's license and drove Milhouse, Martin, and Nelson to a week out in Knoxville and their car got crushed and they're out of money and they can't get home and Bart's working as a courier and just came back from Hong Kong!...