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• Cat: Is that what I think it is? Lister: What d'you think it is?
  Cat: An orange whirly thing in space! -- Red Dwarf - 'Backwards'...
• Dog: I tell you what: I'm gonna smell your behind, then you can smell mine!
  Now is that a deal? Cat: You want to smell my WHAT? -- Red Dwarf - 'Parallel Universe'...
• Cat: This sounds like a twelve-change-of-underwear trip! -- Red Dwarf - 'Terrorform'
• Cat: My god! His head burst! -- Red Dwarf - 'Justice'
• Cat: Don't fish swim south for the winter? Kryte
  That's birds sir. Cat: Birds swim south for the winter?...
• Lister: We're on a mining ship, three million years into deep space.
  Can someone explain to me where the smeg I got this traffic cone?...
• I'm not a god, I was misquoted. -- Lister, Red Dwarf
• Cat: Look at my hands, I had lovely hands. Liste
  Well wear the smegging gloves. Cat: (picking up gloves) Marigold with blue?...
• Lister: Why do we never meet anyone nice? Cat: Why is it we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?
  -- Red Dwarf - 'Quarantine'...