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• Cat: Is that what I think it is? Lister: What d'you think it is?
  Cat: An orange whirly thing in space! -- Red Dwarf - 'Backwards'...
• Lister: We used to be your shipmates. Rimmer: Only .
  .. we've forgotten you. Lister: Yeah. Rimmer: [to Cat] Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced....
• exiting a closet) Cat: He won't find that one -- not until he changes his boots.
  (sees Lister, hides his face) Did you see him clearly?...
• Lister: Is it me, or are those frogs saying 'useless'?
  Frogs: Useless, useless, Rimmer, you're useless. Ca...
• I'm not a god, I was misquoted. -- Lister, Red Dwarf
• Cat: What is it? Rimmer: It's a rent in the space-time continuum.
  Cat: What is it? Lister: The stasis room freezes time, you know, makes time stand still....
• Cat: Look at my hands, I had lovely hands. Liste
  Well wear the smegging gloves. Cat: (picking up gloves) Marigold with blue?...
• Holly: We are talking Jape of the Decade. We are talking April, May, June, July, and August, fool.
  Yes, that's right -- I am Queeg. Rimmer, Lister, Cat: WHAT?!!!!!! -- Red Dwarf - 'Queeg'...
• It seems there's this magician working one of the luxury cruise ships for a few years.
  He doesn't have to change his routines much as the audiences change over fairly often, and he's got a good life....