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• DUCK-BILL, n. Your account at your restaurant during the canvas-back season.
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• Visitors are requested not to apply genocide to shopkeepers.
• KIPPER A male salmon during the spawning season after spawning.
  I still wonder why Jewish boys wear kippers on their heads....
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• .. does your DRESSING ROOM have enough ASPARAGUS? -- Zippy the Pinhead
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