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• most of us learned about love the hard way. Even warnings are probably usele
  for somehow, despite the severest warnings of parents and friends, hundreds, thousands of women have forgotten themselves at the last minute and succumbed to the lies, promises, flatteries, or mere attentions of lusting, lovely men, landing themselves in complicated predicaments from which some of them never recovered during their entire lives....
• Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a god superior to themselves.
  Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child....
• Abroad in the world today is a monstrous falsehood, a consummate fabrication, to which all social agencies have loaned themselves and into which most men, women, and children have been seduced .
  .. "the Eleventh Commandment"; for such, indeed, has become the injunctio...
• How long does it take a C programmer to screw in a light bulb?
  24 hours - 3 minutes to put in the bulb, the rest of the time to compile all the libraries....
• Most men have more courage than even they themselves think they have. -- Grenville
• Illogical as it may seem, the only women whom most men are reluctant to throw bone are the ones they consider real dogs.
• Most men who run down women are only running down a certain woman. -- Remy de Gourmo
• Inadmissible: Not competent to be considered. Said of certain kinds of testimony which juries are supposed to be unfit to be entrusted with
  and which judges, therefore, rule out, even of proceedings before themselves alone....