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• I never knew lasers could be printed.
• Someone's tie is caught in the printer, and if anything else gets printed, he'll be in it too.
• Program too small to fit into memory.
• When fortune sends a stormy wind, Then show a brave and present mind
  And when with too indulgent gales She swells too much, then furl thy sails. -- Creech...
• How much memory have you got? One brain, one memory.
• This fortune soaks up 47 times its own weight in excess memory.
• Return to the way. How could there be blame in this? Good fortune.
• So Much Stuff... So Little Memory!