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• TRIANGLE Three-sided object which, even in isosceles form, begins to get very boring after only a short time.
  For maximum excitement, an object with many more sides should be considered....
• HOLY Something containing a lot of holes, such as the Bible.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA I'M going to get struck down for that one, aren't I?...
• SAND Small grains of rock, which turn up everywhere for weeks after you've been to the beach.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• TOXIC CUSTARD WORKSHOP FILES Fictional alleged humour written during the early-1990s by some deranged git in Australia.
  Now known to cause permanent brain damage if consumed for long periods of time....
• BONK Oh please, let's not get back to that. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• WINTER That time of year that everyone hates despite initially welcoming it after a long summer.
  Except for people who live so close to the equator that they don't notice the difference....
• SMILEY FASHION REPORT IN BRIEF This Summer, short is IN!
  So, get rid of your daggy old :-) 's, and start stocking up on the new, dynamic...
• BYE Oh, seeya. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• DULL Yes it is, isn't it. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA