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• Baldrick, this is Molly ; an inexpensive prostitute.
  Molly, this is Baldrick...a pointless peasant. -- Edmund : Money...
• Your Grace...may I introduce...my _mother_... -- Edmund to the Bishop : Money
• A conversation with you, Baldrick, and somehow, death loses its sting.. -- Edmund : Money
• My God!...This place stinks like a pair of armoured trousers after the Hundred Years War.
  ..Baldrick, have you been eating dung again?... -- Edmund : Money...
• Know you of such a bird? No...but we could _make_ one.
  .. No, we _couldn't_, Baldrick...Oh, I suppose you have to be told some- time....
• Have you ever considered a career in the Church? No.
  ..I could never get used to the underwear. -- The Bishop and Edmund : Money...
• I've had some happy times here, when..when you and Percy have been out.
  -- Edmund to Baldrick : Money...
• Baldrick? Who gave you permission to turn into an Alsatian?
  Oh God, it's a dream, isn't it. It's a bloody dream... -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
• Don't look much like Southampton Docks to me, my lord.
  What? Well, those streams of molten lava and that steaming mangrove swamp....