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• Let's practice. Edmund comes in and says, 'Hello Baldrick.
  ..you haven't seen Percy, have you?', to which you reply....
• Am I then...not popular? Um...well, put it this way.
  ..When people slip in what dogs have left in the street they do tend to say, 'Whoops - I've trod in an Edmund'....
• Yes Percy, I don't want to be pedantic or anything, but the colour of gold is _gold_.
  That's why it's called gold. What you have discovered if indeed it has a name....
• My whole life has been a tissue of whoppers. I consider myself to be one of England's finest liers.
  ..Oh, my God, Percy, a giant humming- bird is about to eat your hat and cloak!...
• Know you of such a bird? No...but we could _make_ one.
  .. No, we _couldn't_, Baldrick...Oh, I suppose you have to be told some- time....
• Have you got a plan, my lord? Yes I have...and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
  -- Baldrick and Edmund : Money...
• I was wondering if I might have the afternoon off? Well, of course not.
  Who do you think you are...Watt Tyler? You can have the afternoon off when you _die_, Baldrick, not before....
• My God!...This place stinks like a pair of armoured trousers after the Hundred Years War.
  ..Baldrick, have you been eating dung again?... -- Edmund : Money...
• I was driving my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before.