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• I've had some happy times here, when..when you and Percy have been out.
  -- Edmund to Baldrick : Money...
• Have you got a plan, my lord? Yes I have...and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
  -- Baldrick and Edmund : Money...
• Drugged, by God!! ...No, by Baldrick, actually, but the effect is much the same.
  . -- The Bishop and Edmund : Money...
• Money is like manure. If you spread it around it does a lot of good, but if you pile it up in one place it stinks like hell.
  -- Clint Murchiso...
• For as we all know, God made Man in his own image. It'd be a sad lookout for Christians throughout the globe if God looked anything like _you_, Baldrick.
  -- Edmund to Baldrick : Bell...
• A conversation with you, Baldrick, and somehow, death loses its sting.. -- Edmund : Money
• Let's practice. Edmund comes in and says, 'Hello Baldrick.
  ..you haven't seen Percy, have you?', to which you reply....
• Baldrick, I would like to say how much I will miss your honest and friendly companionship.
  Ah. Thankyou, Mr.B. But as we both know, it would be an utter lie....
• An elderly man stands in line for hours at a Warsaw meat store (meat is severely rationed).
  When the butcher comes out at the end of the day and announces that there is no meat left, the man flies into a rage....