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• I mean, look at this. What is it? I'm surprised you've forgotten, my lord.
  I haven't forgotten. It's a rhetorical question. ....
• Let's practice. Edmund comes in and says, 'Hello Baldrick.
  ..you haven't seen Percy, have you?', to which you reply....
• Look, there's no need to panic. Someone in the crew will know how to steer the ship.
  ...The crew, my lord? ...Yes, the crew. ..._What_ crew? -- Edmund and Captain Rum : Potato...
• Did you miss _me_, my lord? Um..._Baldrick_, is it?
  That's right. No, not really. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Chai...
• Well...I have heard there's good money to be made down at the docks.
  .. doing..._favours_ for sailors... Favours? What....
• It is strangely in keeping with the manner of our courtship that the maid of honour should be a man.
  Oh! Thank you very much, my lord. ...And I use the word 'man' in its broadest possible sense....
• Drugged, by God!! ...No, by Baldrick, actually, but the effect is much the same.
  . -- The Bishop and Edmund : Money...
• What would you say, my lord, if I were to say...'I love you'?
  Umm...(strangled)..Well, it depends entirely on who you said it to....
• Edmund is distastefully chewing his prescribed leeches) .
  ..Anything to follow, my lord? There's this lovely fat spider I found in the bath....