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• Never before have I encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity!
  Have you ever considered a career in the Church? -- Black Adder II...
• Your Grace...may I introduce...my _mother_... -- Edmund to the Bishop : Money
• Have you got a plan, my lord? Yes I have...and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
  -- Baldrick and Edmund : Money...
• Madam, have you ever considered a career in security.
  If it's anything like baby-sitting, I'm an authority....
• Drugged, by God!! ...No, by Baldrick, actually, but the effect is much the same.
  . -- The Bishop and Edmund : Money...
• If you ever have an accident, I hope you have on clean underwear.
  You're driving a truck--right into another truck....
• Marge: No, I will _not_ pay you $500 for sex! Home
  Aw, come on, Marge! You're getting something in return, and I'm getting a bowling team....
• You see, you know they say that somewhere there's a bullet with your name on it?
  Yeeees.... Well, I thought if I _owned_ the bullet with my name on it, I'd never get hit....
• Know you of such a bird? No...but we could _make_ one.
  .. No, we _couldn't_, Baldrick...Oh, I suppose you have to be told some- time....