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• Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about.
  -- Agnes Repplie...
• You think Oedipus had a problem -- Adam was Eve's mother.
• Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
  -- Mark Twai...
• FORMA PAUPERIS. [Latin] In the character of a poor person -- a method by which a litigant without money for lawyers is considerately permitted to lose his case.
  When Adam long ago in Cupid's awful court (For Cupid ruled ere Adam was invented) Sued for Eve's favor, says an ancient law report, He stood and pleaded unhabilimented....
• Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear all about the men she could've married, and she didn't have to hear all about the dishes his mother cooked.