God: The Ultimate Autobiography
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(Holy Ghost-written by Jeremy Pascall)
Featuring:
* THE TRUTH ABOUT ADAM AND EVE, and why they were fired from the world's
first theme park.
* SODOM AND GOMORRAH: THE CITIES OF SIN, including street plans, good
food guides and listings of the best clubs, discos, and bars. And why
compulsory demolition orders were placed on all of them.
* BEGETTING: THE DO'S AND DON'T'S, including why you shouldn't covet your
neighbor's ass.
And exclusively revealing:
* The Eleventh Commandment!
* That pigs were *meant* to fly, and rhinos were designed to live under
stones!
* That the sky should have been called "Waxtl" but Adam couldn't
pronounce it!
Plus a word for any atheists among you: "Wrong!"
Ebury Press - ISBN 0 85223 657 3 - Hardback - $5.95
