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• Did you hear about the Newfie Who wouldn't go out with his wife because she was married.
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend Tapioca because she could be made in a minute.
• Did you hear about an operatic soprano and her symphony-harpist boyfriend who have developed a high degree of artistic empathy, she humming his parts while he fingers her passages.
• Did you hear about the operatic soprano and her symphony-harpist boyfriend who have developed a high degree of artistic empathy, she humming his parts while he fingers her passages.
• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
• Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about.
  -- Agnes Repplie...
• My parents want me to get married. They don't care who anymore, as long as he doesn't have a pierced ear, that's all they care about.
  I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage....
• I thought that you said you were 20 years old!" "As a programmer, yes," she replied, "And you claimed to be very near two meters tall!
  "You said you were blonde, but you lied!" Oh, she was a hacker and he was one, too, They had so much in common, you'd say....
• Did you hear about the man who never worried about his marriage until he moved from New York to California and discovered that he still had the same milkman.