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• Love is the warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.
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• It's like pissing your pants to keep yourself warm.
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• When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your trouser mouse.
• There are Several Ways to Beat the Heat of Summer: 1.
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