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• Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
• You drop your carrier and I'll drop my pants....
• Doing a good job is like wetting your pants in a dark suit.
  .. You get a warm feeling, but nobody notices....
• When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your trouser mouse.
• My favorite weapon is the look in your eye
• Wiggum: I'd like to help you ma'am, but, heh heh, I'm afraid there's no law against mailing threatening letters.
  Marge: [indignantly] I'm pretty sure there is. Wiggum...
• Are your eyes open or are you like using the Force?
• Ross: All right, listen, I-I have that TV thing in like two hours, and I need your help, okay?
  What do you think? [takes out two suits] This blue suit, or this brown one?...
• Those are my principles, and if you don't like them.
  .. well, I have others. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...