Happiness Is Like Peeing Your Pants. Everyone Can See It, But Only You Can Feel How Warm It Is.
Happiness is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel
how warm it is.
What is it like to feel pain? It is like ... when you see that people have no hope of happiness .
.. you feel great despair ... your heart is heavy because you know you can do nothing ....
Doing a good job is like wetting your pants in a dark suit.
.. You get a warm feeling, but nobody notices....
Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
Lisa: Ahem. [Marge waits for her to say something, but Lisa turns away] Marge
Now Lisa, listen to me, this is important. I want you to smile today....
When the weight of the world has got you down and you want to end your life.
Bills to pay, a dead-end job, and problems with the wife....
There are Several Ways to Beat the Heat of Summer: 1.
Think Cool. Act Cool. Live in a Cave! 2. Don't listen to any weather programs or read forecasts in the paper....
Happiness is just like the way you feel right now, only much, much better.
Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free.
.. don't open your eyes, take it from me. I have found you can find happiness in slavery......
Kids: [singing to the tune] I like me I like me I'm as good as I can be With a smile and a wave and a happy melody I'm as good as.
.. [slowing as they see the teacher reaching for the record player] I....