Homer: The old make-out place. Hey, a new weather station! I'll bash
it good! [sighs] Oh, it's just no fun without Marge.
Wiggum: Ah, there's nothing like moonshine from your own still.
[notices Homer] Oh, Simpson! [tosses the moonshine] What are
you doing here?
Homer: [bitter] My wife is having a girls' night out.
Wiggum: Aw, just get one of those inflatable women. But make sure it's
a woman, though, because one time I...heh.
-- Another story not suitable for children,
"Marge on the Lam"