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  That's not a reflection on you. That's on my pants. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
• Doing a good job is like wetting your pants in a dark suit.
  .. You get a warm feeling, but nobody notices....
• This morning I caught my wife in a lie ... I'm sitting there in the kitchen, having some coffee, biscuits, some jelly.
  About eleven-thirty my old lady came in, and her wig was amuss....
• Take Your Mouse to lunch Today!
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you regularly sit up and stare at your (ringing (loudly!
  )) alarm clock thinking, "I can't shut it off because if I do the error message will scroll off the screen and then I won't be able to figure out what went wrong....
• Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
• Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. -- Mickey Mouse