When You Take Off Her Pants And Blouse, Suit Up Your Trouser Mouse.
When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your trouser mouse.
Your eyes, your eyes, they shine like the pants on my blue serge suit.
That's not a reflection on you. That's on my pants. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
Doing a good job is like wetting your pants in a dark suit.
.. You get a warm feeling, but nobody notices....
This morning I caught my wife in a lie ... I'm sitting there in the kitchen, having some coffee, biscuits, some jelly.
About eleven-thirty my old lady came in, and her wig was amuss....
Take Your Mouse to lunch Today!
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you regularly sit up and stare at your (ringing (loudly!
)) alarm clock thinking, "I can't shut it off because if I do the error message will scroll off the screen and then I won't be able to figure out what went wrong....
Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. -- Mickey Mouse