Did You Hear About The Woman Who Got Out Of A Taxi, And Charged The Driver Five Bucks.
Did you hear about the woman who got out of a taxi, and charged
the driver five bucks.
Did you hear about the broad who made love in the back of a hack and wound up with Taxi crabs.
Did you hear about the newfie woman who couldn't get pregnant twice because she blew the both of them.
Did you hear about the couple on the stalled elevator who got off between floors.
Did you hear about the fellow who decided to start procrastinating but never got around to it.
Did you hear about the fellow who got ten years for pumping ethyl behind the station.
Did you hear about the Newfie Who wouldn't go out with his wife because she was married.
Did you hear about the window washer who scared the boss right out of his secretary.
Did you hear about the cynic who claims that "Xerox" never comes out with anything original.
Taxi Driver You talkin' to me? --Robert DeNiro