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• Did you hear about the old rabbi who has performed so many circumcisions that he's popularly known as Max the Knife.
• Did you hear about the weak-willed teenager who was forced into voyeurism by his Peeping Tom friends.
  It was peer-group pressure....
• Did you hear about the marriage of the dipsomaniac and the nymphomaniac.
  it was nip and f--k all the way....
• Did you hear about the Acapulco hooker who gives such prodigious head that she's known as the gulp of Mexico.
• Did you hear about the cannibal who loved children? He just adored the platter of little feet...
• Did you hear about the girl with the big wardrobe who started with just a little slip.
• Did you hear about the swinger who has labelled his little black book "Future Shack".
• Did you hear about the young thing who is fondly known to the men in the office as Secretariat -- not because she's a good secretary but because she's a wonderful mount.
• Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund?
  Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie....