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• Did you hear about the Newfie that Sat home crying because her husband was out shooting crap, and she didn't know how to cook it.
• Did you hear about the girl who was so undesirable that she even turned her vibrator off.
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Did you hear about the newfie woman who couldn't get pregnant twice because she blew the both of them.
• Did you hear about the not too bright mother of 12 who was called upon to use her diaphragm so often that she kept it tacked to the headboard of her bed.
• Did you hear about the beautiful woman with lustrous raven tresses who does 100 strokes a night as a beauty treatment.
  And after that, if she has any energy left, shhe brushes her hair....
• One dusty July afternoon, somewhere around the turn of the century, Patrick Malone was in Mulcahey's Bar, bending an elbow with the other street car conductors from the Brooklyn Traction Company.
  While they were discussing the merits of a local ring hero, the bar goes silent....
• The woman hurried home from her doctor's appointment, devastated by the medical report she had just received.
  When her husband came in from work, she told him, "Darling, the doctor said I have only twelve more hours to live....
• Did you hear about the French girl who came to the U.
  S. but soon returned home--she missed her native tongue....