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• You can eat a cucumber when YOU feel like it. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• You can open a cucumber using only your teeth. -- Cucumbers are Bette
• No matter how you slice it, you can have your cucumber and eat it too.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• Eleven reasons a cucumber is better than a man: (1) Cucumbers can stay up all night, and you won't have to sleep in the wet spot.
  (2) Cucumbers don't play the guitar and try to find themselves....
• A cucumber won't take you to a disco and dump you for a flashy blonde.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• A cucumber will never leave you for another woman. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• A cucumber won't leave you for a cheerleader or an ex-nun.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• A cucumber won't tell you that size doesn't count. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me