You Mean, I'm On My Own? I've Never Been On My Own.
You mean, I'm on my own? I've never been on my own. Oh no! On
own! On own! I need help. Oh, God help me! Help me, God!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer: They're ruining my whole life. Marge, please, this is where I need you the mo
I'm counting on you do to something or say something to make it all better....
Marge: I can't believe I put my own pleasure ahead of my home and family.
That is so like me. Homer: Oh, Marge, don't blame yourself....
Homer: Ooh la la! Lisa: Hi, Dad. Homer: You look great, sweetheart.
Lisa: [abashed] Thanks. Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson....
Homer: Oh, I need money. Apu: Well, if you need money, you should have at least jammed a gun in my ribs, or better yet, you could inquire about my help-wanted sign.
Homer: You're looking for help? Apu: Yes, we need someone for the demanding yet high-profile midnight to 8am shift....
Marge: I can't believe you vandalized your own hometown, Bart.
What would Jebediah Springfield say? Ba...
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I tried ordering you, I tried punishing you, and God help me, I even tried reasoning with you.
-- Homer, "Bart the Daredevil...
I'm used to seeing people promoted ahead of me -- friends, co-workers, Tibor.
I never thought it'd be my own wife. -- Homer Simpson Marge Gets A Job...
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids!
Eat them. -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VII...